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Are you being HAUNTED… by YOURSELF? Chilling! This week — we're diving into your birth chart and heading straight into the psychological underworld to meet your SHADOW SELF: the mysterious, repressed, and secret parts that you've tried to bury, deny, or shame into extinction. But guess what, diva? The shadow is immortal; the shadow will never die! Mwahaha! Behold! It’s time for some seriously spooky SHADOW WORK… and the 5 ways you can start working with this powerful tool for integration (and individuation) right now. Tea! 🎟️ SF SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:14:26) What Is Shadow Work? (00:17:53) Meet Your Shadow Self (00:23:00) Pluto: Death, Rebirth & Transformation (00:27:41) Black Moon Lilith: Reclaiming Your Power (00:31:06) South Node: The Shadows of Your Past (00:35:05) The 4th, 8th & 12th Houses: Secrets of the Psyche (00:41:17) The Balsamic Moon: Embracing the Darkness…

Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, some seriously intense energy is finally moving FORWARD. Pluto — the planet of power, control, and transformation — is going direct after being retrograde since May, and suddenly the things that once seemed impossible are looking a whole lot more achievable. New opportunities! Major breakthroughs! Big boss energy! And the best part? Reclaiming your power can actually be FUN. Yes, divas, FUN! 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:09:04) Tarot Card of the Week (0:22:27) Journal Prompt (0:23:54) Aries Horoscope (0:27:01) Taurus Horoscope (0:30:10) Gemini Horoscope (0:33:03) Cancer Horoscope (0:35:21) Leo Horoscope (0:38:01) Virgo Horoscope (0:40:40) Libra Horoscope (0:42:59) Scorpio Horoscope (0:45:41) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:48:36) Capricorn Horoscope (0:51:12) Aquarius Horoscope (0:53:32) Pisces Horoscope…

⭐ MPLS: TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐ Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be a whole lot more enchanted than you realized.Tea is served …and this one CACKLES! ⭐ MPLS — TONIGHT! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour ⭐ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ What makes a birth chart WITCHY? Aliza explores how the concept of a “witch” — and its negative connotations — speaks to the patriarchy’s one-dimensional perception of women, people of color, and queer folks. Around here, taking back the term is a statement of empowerment! Agency! Autonomy! Then, Aliza goes into the 5 witchiest placements she sees in a birth chart (along with a few bonus ones)... do you have any of them? Whether your magic shows up through intuition, creativity, sensitivity, or simply your refusal to be domesticated, this episode is an invitation to find the witch in YOUR birth chart.…

🎟️ 10.6 TUES — CHI! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ 🎟️ 10.7 WED — MPLS! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ We’re barreling into spooky season, and this week’s horoscope explores the upcoming gorgeous New Moon in Libra. It’s opening the door to NEW relationships! NEW opportunities! NEW beginnings! But… yet… there’s something lurking in the shadows. Venus is still retrograde in Scorpio, Mars is doing the absolute most (read: chaotic), and everything seems a bit more… complicated? Good! Because this week’s theme is DELICIOUS DUALITY, and that’s exactly how this brew will be SERVED. 🎟️ 10.6 TUES — CHI! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ 🎟️ 10.7 WED — MPLS! https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎟️ The New Moon in Libra is an incredible manifestation moment for relationships, partnerships, beauty, balance, and connection. But with Venus paving the way, A liza explains why getting what you want requires embracing the parts of yourself you usually keep hidden. Jealousy! Resentment!…

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Jake Cornell — comedian, viral sensation, and legendary tea time companion! As a Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Capricorn Rising, Jake is serving a complex brew of revenge fantasies, mommy AND daddy issues, and the value of community. So on today’s episode, Jake and Aliza get into ambition, relationships, vengeance, and why Aliza qualifies to be Jake’s next boyfriend. Tea? 🎟️ CHI 10.6 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MPLS 10.7 https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Aliza and Jake unpack his Capricorn Rising late-bloomer journey, his Scorpio desire for REVENGE, and why his Aquarius Moon needs to process absolutely everything amongst friends. Then, the astrology gets a little hotter: a conversation about Jake’s parents’ divorce reveals an eerily precise nodal cycle, and Aliza uncovers the number 22 — a “master number” — repeating all over his birth chart. It’s giving numerology! Plus, Jake spills on his major…

Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get… weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. Plus, we're going back to the last time Venus cruised across this stretch of the sky: October 2018. And that is scalding hot. 🎟️ CHICAGO https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ ALL SHOWS https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ But Venus Retrograde is so much bigger than exes coming back. Aliza dives into the absolutely wild astronomy, mythology, numerology, and esoTEAricism behind Venus’ 40-day journey from Evening Star to Morning Star — including its ancient connection to Lucifer, the mysterious recurrence of “40 days and 40 nights,” and the FIVE-POINTED PENTAGRAM…

Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, sex, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may be an aphrodisiac! 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Together, we get into the astrology of attraction, chemistry, and relationships — including why certain birth chart placements may be drawn to affairs, what actually matters when comparing two people’s charts, and different ways to understand compatibility. Aliza breaks down the roles of your Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Rising sign synastry, and why a “perfect” astrological match doesn’t necessarily mean a perfect relationship. Plus, we’re talking retrograde romances, getting back…

HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo… y’know, as if there wasn’t enough going on. What does it mean for YOU? Your horoscope is served, and it’s an absolutely scalding! 🎟️ OCT TOUR (ALMOST SOLD OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🌜 FULL MOON COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 This week, we’re talking about Persephone’s descent into the Underworld, and how we’re all moving into our Queen of Darkness era. And then, the Full Moon in Aries arrives, connecting with Neptune, Uranus, AND Pluto in one absolutely bananas lunations of the year. And just when you think things couldn’t get any hotter, Mars enters Leo through November 25, turning up the volume on confidence, ambition, and our willingness to make a SCENE. Aliza pulls a tarot card, offers a journal prompt for navigating this major turning point, and…

Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm of the strangest, foggiest, and most mysterious planet in your birth chart. Through the haze, she’ll explain what Neptune means — and, most importantly, what Neptune means for YOU. It’s a real groovy vibe. 🎟️ SELLING OUT: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Grab your birth chart, because we’re going HOUSE BY HOUSE to find exactly where Neptune’s strange and sparkling ocean lives in YOUR life. From Neptune in the 1st House through Neptune in the 12th, Aliza breaks down the magic, the mirages, the dangers, and the limitless possibilities of Neptune through each and every astrological terrain. So find the little trident…

Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up. ✨ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events ✨ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and…

IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned. 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket —…

The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning to the same life you left in July. Eclipse Season changed things. YOU changed — and we’ve got to tea about it. 🌜 COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ With everything you know TODAY, what do you actually want next? On September 10, the Sun and Moon meet at 18º Virgo, while Venus enters Scorpio and Mercury enters Libra, giving us an extraordinary opportunity to take everything Eclipse Season revealed and turn that wisdom into new intentions, rituals, habits, systems, and possibilities. Let’s pull a tarot card for the week ahead, explore a profound journal…

DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it! 🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ In…

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major! 🎟️ CHICAGO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ MINNEAPOLIS SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ NEW YORK SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ LOS ANGELES SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ SAN FRANCISCO SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ 🎟️ BOSTON SHOW: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC —…

It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread. 🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸 🎟️ OCTOBER SHOW TIX: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before —…

Blood on the Moon!? The LUNAR ECLIPSE is coming — and this one is going to get SPOOKY. A powerful Lunar Eclipse in Pisces brings a nearly 2-year eclipse story closer toward its dramatic conclusion, AND forms a chaotic T-square with Uranus (the planet of shock and disruption). So what happens when an unpredictable planet crashes directly into an unpredictable eclipse? Please fasten your seatbelt; we anticipate tremendous amounts of turbulence. 🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🩸 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR (SELLING OUT): https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ This week, Aliza breaks down everything you need to know about the Blood Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces: why the Moon turns red, what makes a Lunar Eclipse different from a Solar Eclipse, and why this particular eclipse could deliver MAJOR revelations, emotional breakthroughs. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull. and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs revealing what it means for you. Tea service begins now. 🩸 ECLIPSE WORKSHOP:…

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party (00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things…

Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea! 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR:…

It’s Eclipse Season, baby! Everything’s changing! But what are you actually supposed to DO during Eclipse Season? Should you manifest? Absolutely not! Should you panic? Not necessarily! In today’s timely (and incredibly important) episode, Aliza Kelly spills the DOs and DON’Ts of Eclipse Season — including WHO is going to be most rock-and-rolled by this wild, crazy, unexpected energy. Yeehaw? 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Why are eclipses so different from ordinary New Moons and Full Moons? Why is manifestation such a big no-no? Who will be most impacted by the August 12 Solar Eclipse in Leo …or the August 28 Lunar Eclipse in Pisces? Aliza has something for everyone, and let’s you know EXACTLY what Eclipse Season means for you! Expect fate. Expect intensity. Expect revelations. But most importantly, expect the unexpected — because this energy absolutely spills the tea. 🌜WORKSHOP TONIGHT: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🎟️ OCTOBER TOUR:…

Welcome aboard AstroloTea Airlines — but WATCH OUT! We’re flying directly into a Total Solar Eclipse in Leo… for the first time since 2017! And your horoscope is burning hot! So what does this mean for you? Well, some passengers will be upgraded to First Class. Slay! Others, unfortunately, will being escorted onto an entirely different aircraft—arrival time and final destination remains unknown. Either way, buckle up, baby. Eclipse Season has arrived. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 🔗 TIMEPASSAGES DISCOUNT: TEAVIP http://onelink.to/timepassages 🔗 Together, Aliza breaks down the WHO, WHAT, WHEN, and WHY of the Total Solar Eclipse in Leo — and how this moment connects back to major chapters from 2017–2019, 2007–2009, and the Solar Eclipse in Aquarius six months ago. Because eclipses don’t operate on our schedules: they accelerate the inevitable, expose what we have outgrown, and propel us toward the next chapter …whether we’re packed or still frantically looking for our passport.…

It’s not just a phase; it’s YOUR phase! By popular demand, Aliza dives into the eight Lunar Phases—because what the Moon was doing when you were born reveals astonishing insight into your emotional wiring, your creative process, your soul's purpose, and even your unique magical abilities. Whether you're a bold Full Moon baby, a dreamy New Moon manifestor, or an old-soul Dark Moon mystic, this episode will help you understand your emotional landscape in a whole new way. Welcome to the third and final installment of our Lunar Trilogy, divas. We’ve Moonmaxxed are way to the top! 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we explore all eight Lunar Phases—from the hopeful New Moon to the psychic Dark Moon—and what each one reveals about you. Along the way, Aliza explains why the Moon phase you were born under is one of the most overlooked parts of a birth chart, shares fascinating new research on how the Moon may affect human behavior and…

Are you ready to sign on the dotted line? Your horoscope is HOT, and this week, prepare for huge commitments: a lover, collaborator, investor, business partner, or lifelong friend who changes the trajectory of your life. Aliza spills on Venus entering Libra (one of its favorite places to be!) and the important business meeting between the Sun and Saturn — reminders that every relationship is an agreement, and the right partnership can unlock a future that changes your life forever. Oolala! GET YOUR TICKET FOR ALIZA'S HAUNTED TEA PARTY: SPOOKY SEASON ASTROLOGY TOUR! 🎃 OCTOBER TOUR: https://tinyurl.com/tea-tour 🎃 🎟️ PRESALE CODE: FIRSTDIBS 🎟️ 🌞 RETREAT THIS WEEKEND: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 We’re in the Eclipse Season portal now, so whether you're negotiating a contract, defining a relationship, launching a creative project, or simply learning how to advocate for what you deserve, this week's astrology reminds us that the biggest opportunities will always require strategic negotiation. Plus: this…

It’s giving destiny! This week, we’re exploring YOUR North and South Nodes — symbols of fate, destiny, and karmic purpose in your chart. Everyone has the Nodes of Destiny (aka the Lunar Nodes) in their chart, and at this Tea Party, we’re spilling on what they mean for you. Plus, with the North Node and South Node now on a new 18-month journey, everyone is feeling the churn: that is, your soul’s mission twisting and turning to ensure you are on the right path! Are you going through your Nodal Return? Your Nodal Opposition? Nodal Square? Honey, it’s tea! 🌜 JOIN THE COVEN: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 ECLIPSE RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we unravel the mythology of the North and South Node (the vedic story of Rahu and Ketu), explore why eclipses change your life (literally overnight), and decode the meaning of these powerful karmic points. Then, Aliza breaks down all six nodal axes — from Aries and Libra through Virgo and Pisces — revealing the karmic lessons, soul contracts, and…

Get your freak on! With the North Node entering Aquarius for the first time since 2007, a dazzling Full Moon in Aquarius making things very weird (in a great way), and Jupiter yielding one of the luckiest moments of the year, this week's astrology kicks off an entirely new 18-month chapter of fate, purpose, and possibility. Are you ready to blast into the future? Well, get buckle up — it’s happening NOW! 🌕 FULL MOON WORKSHOP: https://constellation-club.com 🌕 ☀️ AUGUST RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat In this Weekly Brew, Aliza Aliza explores why the Leo-Aquarius axis asks us to balance individuality with community, explains how this cosmic reset connects back to the last North Node in Aquarius cycle (2007–2009), shares her beloved Spiritual Remote Control manifestation ritual (the 6th Annual!), happening on Wednesday in the Constellation Club (https://constellation-club.com), and why this moment feels so high stakes. BECAUSE IT IS! Grab your favorite cuppa something, because we're diving into a…

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Dana Patterson — model, creator, and unapologetically fabulous Taurus! Dana joins Aliza for tea, tarot cards, and some spicy astrology sips. Together, they spill on spiritual inspiration, brutal heartbreak, and why Saturn Return really is that bitch. Plus, why a Gemini Moon and Sagittarius Rising are always down to clown. 🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this episode, Aliza and Dana dish on Gemini Men (spoiler: it’s nothing good), the hidden magic of predictive techniques, and manifestation rituals designed to actually keep you inspired. Plus, Aliza reveals the extraordinary astrological transits that suggest Dana may be entering one of the biggest eras of her career. It's funny! It's thoughtful! It's witchy! But, most importantly, it's very hot. So grab a cup and sip the brew; tea is served! 🌞 RETREAT RSVP: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (0:00) Welcome Dana Patterson to the Tea Party (2:01) Tarot Pull (3:02) Taurus PSA — It's Time…

Holy moly, divas. It's happening. Not only is it Leo Season (meow), but one of the most anticipated astrological moments in modern history has officially arrived: Barbault’s Basket. Astrologers have been talking about this rare planetary configuration for more than 70 years, and now—for the first time in recorded history—Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto are aligning at 4º in Fire and Air signs. So... what does that actually mean? And should we be excited... or terrified? ‼️ LAST CALL TO JOIN MY RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat ‼️ In this week's Weekly Brew, we explore why astrologers have been anticipating this moment for decades, what these elemental shifts actually mean, and why this is a turning point in history. Plus: Leo Season officially begins! We celebrate the zodiac's boldest sign, and celebrate what this means for your creativity, confidence, visibility, and joy. You won’t want to miss these personalized horoscopes, served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week's journal prompt,…

You asked for it… literally! For our very first AstroloTea Q&A, Aliza is tackling some of the biggest, most frequently asked astrology questions from the communiTEA — and honey, nothing is off the table. Should you listen to your Sun, Moon, or Rising horoscope? What's the deal with Black Moon Lilith? Which house system is actually "right?" And what does it really mean if you were born during a retrograde? It's the FAQ, baby! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we steep deep into how horoscopes are actually constructed, why every single zodiac sign exists somewhere in your birth chart (even if you don't have planets there), and why astrology works a little differently depending on where you live in the world — including a special shoutout to our Southern Hemisphere divas. Whether you're brand new to astrology or have been studying for years, this episode is packed with practical insights, surprising mythology, and the kind of nuanced spiritual conversations that you would…

This is it, friends! Between the New Moon in Cancer — the last before ECLIPSE SEASON — and Barbault Basket’s coming into formation (an alignment that has NEVER happened before, literally), we are TRULY at the end of the line… so you BETTER make it count! No pressure, but after this week, everything changes. This is your LAST CHANCE! 🌞DON’T MISS OUR RETREAT! https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this Weekly Brew, Aliza unpacks why the Cancer New Moon is such fertile ground for manifestation, how emotions are the building blocks for reality, and why getting buckwild has such deep spiritual significance. Then, 4 of astrology's most influential outer planets are rapidly moving into one of the rarest planetary configurations in recorded history; a phenomenon astrologers have anticipated for more than 70 years. While the biggest shifts are still unfolding, this week's New Moon offers a rare opportunity to ground yourself, reconnect with your truth, and prepare for an entirely new chapter. Plus: this week's…

Are you secretly a nepo baby? Your Venus sign thinks so! Yes, in your birth chart, there's a glamorous goddess who absolutely believes you deserve the very best. And your Venus sign reveals more than just love and relationships — it’s everything from your values, to your style and aesthetic, to how you can become an abundance magnet. We’re breaking Venus down through all 12 zodiac signs. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Tea Party, Aliza dives into one of astrology's most beloved planets: Venus. Your Venus sign illuminates your unique perspective on beauty, money, creativity, pleasure, self-worth, aesthetics, manifestation, and everything you consider valuable. Understanding your Venus sign can completely transform the way you approach romance, abundance, style, and the life you're building for yourself. Together, we explore the mythology of Venus, how this glamorous goddess has a pretty metal origin story, the…

The plot is THICKENS. Venus changes signs, Mercury Retrograde reaches a turning point, and Neptune begins activating one of the rarest planetary configurations of our lifetime: July’s highly-anticipated basket aspect. The future is calling... and honey, it’s for you! 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down why Venus entering Virgo is about so much more than romance—it's about self-worth, priorities, and discernment. We also unpack Mercury's retrograde cazimi… and then... it’s the July of it all. Over the next few weeks, four of the most powerful outer planets will begin forming one of the most talked-about astrological configurations in modern astrology—an alignment many astrologers believe will usher in a completely new era. This week, Neptune is the first planet to assume position, inviting us to question our beliefs, redefine our identity, and imagine a future unlike anything we've…

Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including what it means to have a Jupiter Return! Tea is spilled, and you're obviously invited. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we explore Jupiter's epic mythology (yes, the one with Saturn swallowing his children), why Aliza lovingly calls Jupiter "Casino Daddy," how Jupiter has shaped major cultural moments throughout recent history, and what Jupiter's move into Leo means for the year ahead. Plus: a complete breakdown of Jupiter through all 12 zodiac signs, including how your Jupiter placement influences your relationship to…

You’re NOT ready — but your horoscope is! Mercury Retrograde begins, the Full Moon in Capricorn is extra aggro, and Jupiter enters Leo for the first time in 12-years …oh, and by the weekend, Mars collides with Uranus for the first time in Gemini in 84-years (right in time for July 4; the United States' 250th birthday). You’re on a rollercoaster, and this one goes upside down, so make sure you’re strapped in for huge energetic shifts across every aspect of life. Teehee? 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETING: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In this week's Weekly Brew, Aliza breaks down what all of these major transits actually mean — and why you don’t need to be panic, BUT you should be prepared. You'll learn why Mercury Retrograde isn't nearly as scary as its reputation suggests, what powerful breakthroughs the Capricorn Full Moon can yield, and why Jupiter's move into Leo marks the beginning of an entirely new 12-month chapter centered on confidence,…

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Grace Helbig — YouTube pioneer, comedian, author, host, and Libra icon! Grace joins Aliza at the table to explore tarot cards and karmic stars, unpacking Grace’s multi-decade journey through creativity, loneliness, and healing. Together, they discuss everything from Libra indecisiveness and Virgo perfectionism to psychic sensitivity, ghost encounters, and the complicated art of trusting your intuition. Plus, Grace's Pisces Moon, the dark reality of burnout, and how her breast cancer diagnosis helped her forge a new path forward. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 How can you turn your pain into art, cultivate community for fellow weirdos on the internet, and truly live your most embodied, authentic life …in front of millions of people? That’s the brew, honey! Aliza also reveals a major astrological transit unfolding in Grace's literally chart right now — one that may signal the beginning of an exciting new era. It's funny! It's…

Horoscopes are served poolside, as we bask in the extra sunlight during these longest days of the year, with Summer Solstice kicking off Cancer Season and some much-needed new energy. In this Weekly Brew, Aliza dives into the meaning of Summer Solstice, why the beginning of summer aligns with Moon-ruled Cancer rather than Sun-ruled Leo (this is truly *such* tea), and what it means to stand at one of the most important turning points of the year (another World Axis point). 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Aliza muses on the spiritual symbolism of this powerful threshold, the surprising connection between Cancer and The Chariot tarot card, and why courage always begins with care. Plus, Aliza unpacks Mars entering Gemini, bringing a fresh wave of curiosity, experimentation, mischief, and very sillyhead sensibilities into the mix. And of course, your personalized horoscopes are served for all 12 zodiac signs, along with this week’s journal prompt and tarot pull. Whether you're…

Where’s Chiron in your chart? This week’s Tea Party dives into Chiron — the comet that represents our deepest wounds and greatest healing — and why understanding your Chiron placement is the key to true happiness, confidence, and fulfillment. Woof. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 With Chiron moving into Taurus this week, Aliza explores what Chiron means in YOUR birth chart. She breaks down Chiron through all 12 signs, so you understand what Chiron means for you. It's time to face your fears, confront the wounds, release your shame, and actually start living the life your soul wants you to experience. It’s beautiful, profound, and — obvs — it’s tea. I mean, self-actualization is tea, baby! Get into it! 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:03:35) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:05:54) What is Chiron? (00:10:28) Chiron’s Mythology (So Intense!) (00:20:53) Chiron in YOUR Birth Chart (00:26:44) Chiron in Aries (00:30:52) Chiron in Taurus (00:35:59) Chiron in…

Chiron, the wounded healer, enters Taurus, which means we’re entering a brand new healing journey — while also closing out of one of the most chaotic, identity-shaking, paradigm-shifting chapters of our lives. Tea! It’s your Weekly Brew, and Aliza’s serving horoscopes, unpacking what’s been going on since 2018, and what YOU should expect over the next 8-years with Chiron in Taurus. Aliza spills predictions about the future, reflections on the past (it’s giving historical lens!), and what this massive energetic shift means for YOU, individually. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Since 2018, Chiron in Aries has pushed us to confront wounds around identity, confidence, anger, belonging, and our right to exist exactly as we are. But now, the narrative shifts: We’re moving from “who am I?” to “what do I value?” And that, my friend, is a deep steep. Personalized horoscopes are served for all 12 zodiac signs — including a journal prompt, tarot pull, and plenty of existential tea to get…

You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Caitlin Reilly (https://www.instagram.com/hicaitlinreilly) — comedian, actor, and consummate Virgo… who also happened to be born during Mercury Retrograde! Tea! Caitlin joins Aliza for spills on tarot cards and proverbial stars; namely, what does it mean when it feels like you’re navigating one of the most intense chapters of your life… and then you find out that you actually are? Yikes! 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, Aliza and Caitlin steep deep, exploring everything from Virgo perfectionism and color-coordinated nail polish (disrespectfully), paranormal experiences, and what it means to suddenly become very, very angry. They unpack Caitlin’s major nodal return, why 2026 may mark the beginning of an entirely new timeline, and how some bridges need to get burned. Plus: real ghost stories, Caitlin’s take on Gemini women AND men (it will shock you), and why Aquarians make the best doctors. You won’t want to miss this sesh.…

Respectfully, you need an attitude adjustment! Aliza spills your weekly horoscope, and the piping hot theme is LIVE DELICIOUSLY — all thanks to Venus (the planet of love and values) doing the absolute most (including forming an incredibly lucky connection with Jupiter). Then, as we race toward a gorgeous New Moon in Gemini, you’re invited to explore the wonders of neuroplasticity, intentionally shifting your mindset to invite more pleasure, joy, and opportunities into your life. What if you took a break from catastrophizing, and started experimenting with the possibility that things might actually work out? Hey, it’s worth a shot! 🌜 RSVP — COVEN MEETING (FRIDAY, JUNE 12): https://constellation-club.com 🌛 This week offers major opportunities for healing, confidence, romance, and abundance, — and against the backdrop of the New Moon in Gemini’s sharp intellect — we’re reminded that that life changes through conversations, choices, and curiosity. Get ready to sip on some minty fresh perspectives, piping hot…

By popular demand (!), Aliza dives into your Moon through the Houses — the area of life where your emotional world lives, breathes, crashes out, reinvents itself, and (hopefully) learns how to ride the tidal waves. If you’ve ever wanted to understand WHY you are the way you are, why certain themes in your life are SO high stakes, and why intense themes ebb and flow over and over again... well, divas, that’s your Moon in a House. J'adore! 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETINGS https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Whether your Moon lives in the haunted attic of the 8th House, the dressing room of the 1st House, the courtroom of the 7th House, or the astral plane of the 12th House, this episode is going to help you understand the ins-and-outs of your emotional reality. Together, we unpack how the House your Moon occupies shapes everything from relationships to creativity, money to belonging — and why understanding this placement can completely change the way you…

It's wild out there, and Aliza's serving weekly AND monthly horoscopes in this very special episode. Yeehaw! We’re officially crossing into the 6th month of the year, which means 2026 is halfway over… and the second act is just beginning. And honey, you know the second act is always when things get very, very interesting. Aliza breaks down why June is one of the most important turning points of 2026, and how this week gets you set up for major change. 🌜 JOIN OUR COVEN MEETINGS: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 In the weeks ahead, Chiron enters Taurus and Jupiter enters Leo — but this week, with Mercury moving into Cancer changing the emotional climate, and the Sun sextiling Saturn inviting you to stay steady after months of recalibration, expect heartfelt conversations, intuitive hits, and strong indications that things may finally begin turning around. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. It’s the…

It's our first CelebriTEA PARTY! Welcome Gus Heagerty — comedian, actor, Internet icon — to the brew. Gus joins Aliza at the table to unpack his birth chart, spill a little tea, and figure out what the stars have to say about his career, destiny, and his deeply relatable adoration for mommy! 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, Aliza and Gus steep deep, exploring everything from the complexity of being the class clown, embracing our psychic sensitivity, to why he needs to run naked through the woods from time to time. They unpack his powerful nodal return, what it means to finally step into an artist identity, and to embrace change. Plus: a tarot pull that gets suspiciously specific, a very spirited defense of Gemini men (Dan Pelosi! Nick Kroll!), and an absolutely piping hot astrology breakdown of why Scorpio and Gemini deserve the Kris Jenner experience. You won't want to miss this sesh. 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome Gus…

A BLUE MOON!?! IN THIS ECONOMY!? Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is MORE, MORE, MORE. We’re building toward a rare Blue Moon in Sagittarius— the second Full Moon in the month of May — and honey, she did not come to play. Expect breakthroughs! Expect revelations! Expect insomnia! If the first half of 2026 has felt heavy, frustrating, or even disappointing… good news: the energy is finally starting to shift. Let’s lock in. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Aliza breaks down why this Blue Moon feels so powerful, what Sagittarius energy teaches us about expansion after survival, and why this lunation may mark the turning point you’ve been waiting for. With support from Saturn, Pluto, Jupiter, Neptune, and even some astrological deep cuts (hi, Juno and Vesta), this week’s astrology is surprisingly supportive — helping you release fear, stretch beyond old limitations, and reconnect with possibility. Plus: a journal…

Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to experience. TANC! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Whether your Moon is in Capricorn, Saturn is on your Ascendant, or you were born during a Solar Eclipse, this episode is for ANYONE who understands that things are rarely easy. The journey is filled with bumps and bruises! And that’s okay! Along the way, Aliza shares personal stories about growing up with instability, why some people genuinely do have heavier loads, and — most importantly — how to work with these placements to enhance your personal power… because if you have any of these,…

Get ready to spiral (but in a cute way?) because Gemini Season has arrived! Your horoscope is served, and the theme of the week is THINK FAST. Expect shocking realizations, strange breakthroughs, scandalous flirtation, and way too much overstimulation. Let’s lock in, honey. Aliza breaks down why Gemini energy gets such a bad reputation, how to survive a Uranus cazimi without blowing a fuse, and why this week is ultimately about staying curious without completely frying your nervous system. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to help you navigate the chaos, the breakthroughs, and the absolutely unhinged revelations headed your way. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Also this week, Mars enters Taurus and Venus glides into Cancer, bringing a little Nancy Meyers aesthetic back into our lives… right before the Sun yeets itself into Gemini and into the arms of Uranus, the Sun enters Gemini…

What’s YOUR Moon Sign? And did you know the Moon reveals EVERYTHING? Your emotional needs? Your coping mechanisms? Your relationship with your MOTHER! In this deep, emotional, wildly insightful episode, Aliza breaks down the Moon through every sign of the zodiac—from fiery Aries Moons who process feelings through action, to deeply psychic Pisces Moons absorbing every emotion that’s ever existed. Plus, Aliza is introducing a brand new term to help you unlock the highest expression of your emotional inner world: it’s called MOONMAXXING, baby. And we love to see it! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Get ready for a powerful explanation as to why the Moon is one of the most important placements in astrology, how lunar cycles shape your emotional reality, what monthly Lunar Return means for YOU, and why understanding your Moon sign can completely transform the way you relate to yourself …and everyone around you. This episode is funny,…

Money! Love! Horoscopes! Ready to manifest? Good — because this week’s astrology, anchored by the New Moon in Taurus, is absolutely dripping with potential. The theme of the week is ROOM TO BLOOM, and Aliza is serving up a gorgeous guide to working with one of the most fertile and supportive weeks we’ve had in a long time. Let’s plant some seeds, honey. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 This week features a lush and luxurious New Moon in Taurus, a Mercury cazimi that supercharges manifestation through language and intention, and a delicious mutual reception between Mercury and Venus that’s giving money, romance, creativity, and opportunity. Plus, Mercury enters Gemini and immediately syncs up with Uranus, delivering shocking insights, breakthroughs, and major mainline-to-the-universe energy. So much tea! Aliza breaks down how to work with the week’s astrology, serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs (including bespoke…

What's the deal with your spidey senses? Those repeating angel numbers? Your random premonitions? Honey, your actually psychic! In this week’s Tea Party, Aliza is spilling on the 7 biggest psychic signatures in a birth chart. Basically, if you’ve ever felt “the twisty spins,” knew something was going to happen before it did, or had a supernatural encounter, this is your brew. But you already knew that ;) 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 But first, we’re breaking down the difference between sensitivity, intuition, and full-blown psychic powers — because your gifts are only useful if you know how to work with them. Aliza explains the clairs, the connection between psychic ability and the senses, and the very important distinction between anxiety and intuition. Then we dive into the placements that scream PSYCHIC MAGIC BADDIE WITCH, exploring how these signatures show up, what they mean, and how to strengthen them without getting lost in the sauce. So…

Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞…

Do you want the HOUSE TOUR (except it's astrology)? Aliza is your freaky relator, inviting you to step inside the 12 Houses of the Birth Chart. This week’s Tea Party breaks down one of the most essential (and most misunderstood) parts of astrology, and Aliza explains what every single House is about — and why it matters. 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ In this episode, Aliza Kelly walks you through all 12 Houses so you can understand how each area of your life is mapped — from identity to money, relationships to career, wellness to transcendence. If you’ve ever felt like certain patterns keep repeating, or like different parts of your life operate by completely different rules, this is the framework that connects everything. Once you understand your Houses, you understand how your life is structured — and how to actually work with it. Plus, she'll even throw in the furniture! 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ (03:54) Welcome to the Tea Party (06:56) Houses…

It’s giving Halloween! Your horoscope is served, and the theme is YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, as we build toward a potent Full Moon in Scorpio that’s loaded with chills and thrills. Expect revelations, emotional truth, and a few graveyard-level resurrections — because yes, under this lunation, the past will be busting out of the soil. Spooky! 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ Aliza breaks down why this Full Moon in Scorpio is such a powerful moment for release, reckoning, and radical honesty — especially as Venus in Gemini forms a supportive trine to Pluto, offering an early clue about what’s coming into focus. We talk about what this Full Moon reveals, why discernment is your superpower this week, and how to stop overwatering dead plants… emotionally speaking. Plus: a journal prompt, tarot pull, and personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs. 🎟️ TICKETS TO LOS ANGELES SHOW: tinyurl.com/tea-show 🎟️ (00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea (04:26) The Weekly Brew (13:24) Journal Prompt & Tarot…